About and FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions

 

Q: What the hell is this blog about?

A: If you read it you would know.

 

Q: I am offended at the subject matter of this site.

A: You’re welcome. I have a few fancy suggestions for you:

1. Grow some balls
2. Get a sense of humour
3. Distract yourself with a shiny object
4. Leave

 

Q: Although you often present humourous anecdotes on your blog, I find you mentioning news items and posting political and societal commentary on a regular basis. It seems you attempt to lure readers with the false promise of “good times” while your goal is to misalign our moral compasses with your verbiage. I take severe umbrage to this.

A: That’s not a question. Blow it up your ass.

 

Q: I like your style. Are you single?

A: I don’t swing that way.

 

Q: I am Mr. Ozuzu Mazake, President of the United Bank of Africa, I have inherited the sum of $ 40 000 000.00 (US), upon my deceasement I wish to forward this money to you lump sum, due to the cancer of my family, please to send me your banking information and home address as soon as possible, I look forward to hearing of your response, In Kindliness Mr. Ozuzu Mazake

A: Holy shit I’m rich. Now I can afford gold teeth and spinning rims.

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…but honestly:

Q: Why are you posting such personal things on your blog? Don’t you know that people you actually know in REAL LIFE might read this thing?

A: Oh, for Christ’s…I’m not that stupid. I never give away my full opinion: I will never tell the full truth and nothing but the full truth so help me Vishnu. Hey, I included two religions in my answer!

 

Q: Do you need to swear so much?

A: Do you need to be an asshole about it? Wait, let’s put that in answer form. You’re an asshole.

 

Q: Yeah, I’ve known you for a few years, and I remember that you had that webpage where you used to joke around and then you deleted it. You did the same thing with your Facebook profile where you wrote a bunch of nonsense and then you deleted that, too. Are you gonna do the same thing here – and when you get bored, you just start posting a bunch of boring international development crap?

A: No. Maybe. Probably. Yes. Choose the answer that satisfies you the most.