SCENE
In the ladies’ room at a club on Saturday night. I am washing my hands.
Two girls enter the bathroom.
Girl #1: Omigod I can’t believe I’ve never been here before. Like where have they been hiding this place? (starts putting on lipstick)
Girl #2: (putting on lipstick too) I know right? Like EVERYBODY I know is here. [...]
Entries from March 2009
March 30, 2009
Reason #2564 Why I Don’t Go to Clubs (Often)
March 30, 2009
What?!
Okay so I clearly don’t know what’s going on here. I haven’t writing anything of substance in over a fucking month and I’m still getting hits on this website. Who the hell are you? Why are you coming here? Why is the sky blue? Why do the creditors keep calling me? Will anybody answer any of [...]
