Apparently this essay was written while the student was high. I don’t believe that, because it’s worthy of a Pulitzer.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-
…and if you’re thinking, wow, this girl is putting less and less effort into her blog, you’re right. I’m busy. Gold star for you. You feel better about yourself now?!
