Well Jesus Chriiiiist ain’t that a metaphor for life. Sometimes you want a melon but it’s not your turn to get a melon. And when it’s your turn to get a melon then some trick fool wanna sell you a diet melon or a family pack melon. And you is like, [...]
Entries from January 2009
January 11, 2009
Garage Sale Fashion: Part Two (Oh God Why)
Please tell me this is a joke.
Source: http://store.americanapparel.ca/rsand301mw.html?cid=178
There’s at least three things wrong with this item:
Acid wash (is it 1988 already?)
Elastic waistband (buttons and zippers are so much work!)
It costs $48 US (this piece is clearly worth more than thrice that)
I am sure to see some little 15-year-old hipster try to pull this off by [...]
January 11, 2009
Please, Teach My Child to Hate!!
The internet is full of bullshit – after all, it’s the reason why I’m allowed to write on here (ha ha). But let me ask you this: where do we draw the line? I can perpetrate all my nonsense on here, but I know that I live my day-to-day life treating people as best I [...]
January 10, 2009
Never Talk to Strangers…
Source: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF211-Atlantis.jpg
If any of you are like me and share an appreciation for great illustration and warped humour, then do yourself a favour and head over to Perry Bible Fellowship Comics at http://www.pbfcomics.com. Illustrator Nicholas Gurewitch has himself a few famous fans and a good following – and I think he deserves all the accolades [...]
January 7, 2009
A Set of Crutches, A Pearl Tiara, and Your Ego
I never used to be a person who paid attention to beauty pageants unless 1) I knew someone involved or 2) someone from my country won a title, but lately I’ve found that I’ve been pretty ignorant about it, as they can be good measures of the wealth and culture of a nation.
First of all, here’s the [...]
January 6, 2009
Announcement, Announcement
Here’s an unimportant fact that only my immediate family will appreciate: my earlier post “Things My Mother Has Said to Me Over the Years” is now running as one of the most popular posts of this blog. As if my mother needed any more reason to say “You see?!”
January 6, 2009
Celebrity Fragrances: A Scent of My Own
Well, Christmas has passed, and I’m sure many of you got some of those shitty celebrity fragrances that stink to high hell. I recently tried on some of Britney Spears’s perfumes (God knows what spurred me to do that) and I felt like a sugared fetus in a cotton candy womb. Horrible stuff. There is one celebrity [...]
January 5, 2009
Three Rules for Life
A wise teacher wrote:
Do no evil; try to find out what causes harm to yourself and others and try to refrain from doing them in body, speech and mind as much as possible.
Do good; try to find out what causes good and what helps yourself and others and try to do those things as much [...]
