Non Sequitur of the Day: Confucius/Burns

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.  -Confucius
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.  -George Burns

Garage Sale Fashion: Part One (Unfortunately)

Some people think that you can take odd everyday objects and refashion them into beautiful things. I think that not only does that make you look cheap as hell, but that people will start to think of you as that scary crafts person who smells like cat piss and sits in her house all day [...]

Break Out Your Gloves and Red Jackets…HEEE HEEE

When I went home this Christmas to visit my relatives, I asked my 13-year-old trend-savvy cousin if she knew who Paul McCartney or John Lennon was, and she looked at me as if she had just smelled year-old milk. So I tried Eric Clapton and a few other names, none of which she recognized, and [...]

Career Advice for All: “Do Some Ho Shit”

…there have never been truer words.
Let’s check out lady Erykah Badu’s IFC interview, where she drops some words of wisdom regarding making it in the music business. I am sure the advice could get you far in other fields…as a stripper, as a porn star, or even as a real estate agent…who strips and makes [...]

Eat Your Goddamn Vegetables

Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/upcoming/page/2/

Welcome to Your New Administration

I know the first picture broke yesterday, but I don’t give two shits.
 
1. PRESIDENT-ELECT BARACK OBAMA

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Source: http://jezebel.com/5116185/barack-obama-stays-hot-while-we-freeze
“Oh, hello, I’m the first black president of the United States, I graduated from Harvard Law, I’m a dedicated husband and father, and I LOOK LIKE THIS. I also love puppies.” Goddamn, Michelle, you got impeccable taste in more than [...]

Non Sequitur of the Day: Kierkegaard/Tomlin

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.  -Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.  -Lily Tomlin

Your Monday Morning Moment of Zen

I present to you the now-defunct Japanese band Vanilla Mood, with an instrumental take on “A Whole New World”.
It is my personal belief that the Japanese people do not know how to accomplish anything without being 100% perfect. In the future, if there should ever be an incident in which someone with the last name of [...]

Now That’s What I Call Crap… I Mean… “Music”

Well, kiddies, 2008 has been a banner year for pop music, hasn’t it? Let’s get started and review some of the current masterpieces before this year becomes yesteryear…
Yes, I know that some of the following songs may have been released last year, but unfortunately they’re still on the radio so I really don’t give a [...]

“I Wrote This Song in Ninety-Fo’…”

Dave Chappelle usually kills it, but this clip has got to be in his top five.