Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright

I must issue a warning. This upcoming post features something so warped, so mind-boggling, that upon your first complete viewing of it you may decide to pack your bags and commit yourself.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
First, some background information: OutKast’s “Hey Ya” music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwrYkjvrd6I. (It won’t embed, but if you [...]

Oh F*ck, It’s Monday Again

…so I’d better post some ridiculous picture to make you all feel better.

 
Source: http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111208/exit-interview.gif

Non Sequitur of the Day: Frank/Watterson

Our greatest battles are that with our own minds. -Jameson Frank
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

“A Corpse Is Not A Box!!”

I don’t know why I find this so funny but I MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Here’s “Detective Mittens: The Crime Solving Cat”.

 
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0

Gifts I Wanted But Never Received

…so SOMEBODY better make up for lost time unless you want me to keep complaining about this shit. Anyways, here’s a list of all the stuff I wanted as a kid but never got from Santy Claus.
1. EZ Bake oven. Because as my mom said, “We have an oven in the kitchen and it’s 100 [...]

Nonsense Thought #2

I am looking to recharge my soul. Which one of you has an outlet?

Your Wednesday Morning Ha Ha

I was gonna take my time and write a thesis on here about the utter crap that is considered popular music today, but I’ve been given a lot of work this morning so I’ll save it for later. Until then, this video should more than suffice.
Bill Maher’s “Rap Translation”…trust me…worth listening to all the way through.
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Non-Sequitur of the Day: Anderson/Silverman

“As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.” -Marian Anderson
“When God gives you AIDS – and God does give you AIDS, by the way – make lemonAIDS.” -Sarah Silverman

Hey, We’re All Broke Now

Raise your hands if you’re having an Insufficient Funds kind of day. Or week. Or year. Or lifetime.
When I was a bit younger, I had a “flawless” plan to fool myself into saving money. I opened two accounts: one into which I would deposit most of my funds, which I would use to pay the usual [...]

Your Monday Morning Ha Ha

…because I could use some sleep, some coffee, or at the very least a jug of vodka, but I’m not going to get it anytime soon. Trust me, pretending to work at the office is just as hard as actually completing the work. I have to constantly look behind my back…what a strain on the [...]